INCA BERRIES, WOO!
So apparently inca berries are a thing which exists. And yay, because delicious. Dried, these wrinkly golden nuggets are about the size of a large raison. They really zing along, with a wonderful tartness that sort of pokes you in the eye. Great with blue cheese – which is good, because there are seven different types cheese in my fridge right now and I need an excuse to eat some. Apparently they’re full of fiber and vitamins and goodness and stuff, which hardly matters given they’re delicious. The only bad thing about inca berries existing is that I just ate half a kilo and now I feel a bit sick. And I don’t care how real they are – I suspect the name is made up.